Down on the Farm --Getting Attention
As a follow-up to his smash-hit 2006 book "The Power of Pouting," rural sociologist Dr. Herman Snordpickel, Phd., recently published his latest study, "The Art of Getting Attention: A Rural Perspective."
"I am not interested in the small-fry attention-getting devices like showing up late for dinner or making your spouse wait a half-an-hour in the car," Snordpickel said in a recent interview. "I am after the biggies--where people seek the attention of the entire community."
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