Down on the Farm: Homecoming
School is in session, and with it comes a new round of rules and regulations designed more to keep the school out of the paper than to benefit the children.
In the latest spate of insincere foolishness, spooked school officials solemnly line up the year's anti-bullying policies, procedures and programs.
Are they really trying to civilize the little monsters in their charge? No. They're just trying to stay out of the newspapers and the courts in case something happens.
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