Down on the Farm: A study in lateness
"People are late because they want to be late," concludes Dr. Irving Snerdpoof, Phd., in his recently-published study, "An Inquiry Into the Motivations of the Perpetually Tardy."
The inspiration for Snerdpoof's most recent study struck like a bolt of lightning while he sat in a pew in church.
"It seemed that each Sunday, the same families would waltz in during the first hymn and march to the front pew," Snerdpoof said.
Are you a newspaper subscriber but you don't have a Digital Access account yet? You can activate your account here: Activate All Access.
You will need your subscription account number and phone number. Not sure if you have an account? Email us at email@example.com and we can help you.