The author of this Mothers Day tribute is unknown, but it's sentiments are understood by all moms. Enjoy and have a happy Mother's Day. Before I was a Mom ... I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth every day. Before I was a Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Spit on. Chewed on. Peed on.